Toyste 

A animal that creeps round at night, every living mammals deepest fear...

He kills all enemies that approach and analaly rapes them... He is a master of disguise and during the day is just a household cat.... However by night turns into your neighbourhood enemy
Toyste is watching
Beware

Toyste

Toyste by Swagger10 January 3, 2015

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

Weaponized toaster 

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.

So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster

Weaponized toaster by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018

dick stuck in toaster 

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

dick stuck in toaster by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

all toasters toast toast by KekGuy November 16, 2017

cardiff troyster 

Cardiff Troyster is a gambling term for a person who is incredibly good and/or lucky.
They are always in front of the game whatever that may be and always have plenty of cash from winning

'Can you believe Mark again!? He came here with $100 and 30minutes later he is winning over $1000, that guy is a Cardiff Troyster'

'I saw a guy in the casino last night who was an all round Cardiff Troyster, he won on everything he played'

cardiff troyster by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

firmly toasted 

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015