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Toyotathon

Just like Truck Month but with Toyota. Usually celebrated with a massive party the whole of the event.
Dude, did you hear? Toyotathon starts soon! Time to get a new Rav4 at the lowest prices
Toyotathon by RichManSCTV0 January 21, 2021

Toyotathon of Death 

Toyota cars now come standard with unstoppable acceleration, and faulty brakes. Hence, this year's Toyotathon will be geared towards those who throw caution to the wind, disregard the safety of themselves and others, or always wanted to try out a Runaway Truck ramp in a car. If you like living every day like it may be your last, there should be a Toyotathon in your area soon!
Jon Stewart of the Daily Show had a segment regarding the Toyotathon of Death.
Toyota-loving Idiot: "Hey, they're having another Toyotathon! Wanna go?!"
Smart American: "No, I really don't feel like buying a foreign car. Plus, dying in a twisted metal and plastic death-trap after not being able to stop at a stop light, mutilating 10 other people and listening to the screams of the maimed and dying doesn't really appeal to me. Count me out of the Toyotathon of Death. You Cash for Clunkers creepos should've bought American."

Toyotaphobia 

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.
There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
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I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.
Toyotaphobia by glamrocker March 15, 2010

Toyotatini

A popular cocktail combination made of Red Bull energy drink, and Sake. Historically known for causing unintended acceleration.
Do you remember last night?
Dude, I had a Toyotatini. I don't remember last WEEK!

tootation 

Person 1: what was that
Person 2: oh sorry it was my tootation
tootation by Isa bleu November 9, 2017

tryonathon 

An activity requiring great endurance, in which one or more persons try on numerous garments or accessories for the purpose of comparison, purging, or identifying the perfect outfit for a select occasion.
I got rid of half of my wardrobe after my last tryonathon.