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Toylex

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An influential person or thing of status regarded as a receptacle of waste causing death, destruction and poverty.
Why would anyone vote for that toylex?
He's going to kill himself driving that toylex.
Toylex by MotorGhost November 15, 2022
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Toilexting

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Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Toilexty 

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The feeling of panic you get when you notice the empty toilet paper roll after you’ve already done your business.
-look at him panicking on the toilet
-what is wrong with him
-he is suffering toilexty
Toilexty by sophia moose June 6, 2017

taylex 

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Tay Jardine (from the band We Are The In Crowd) + Alex Gaskarth (All Time Low) = Talyex.

Rumors of Taylex began when the two bands toured together early in 2012. Aside from hugs onstage, there is no strong evidence supporting the two as a couple and it probably does not exist.
person 1: oMFG I SHIP TAYLEX SO HARD!!!!1!
person 2: No you dipshit. Jalex is where it's at.
taylex by unicornfaggot June 10, 2012

Toyless 

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The ultimate daddy.
give him the S U C C

a gud bw player
Toyless is a good bw player but also my daddy
Toyless by abhinavDaPig May 19, 2018

toysexual 

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Adj.: Sexually oriented to objects that are used to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification

Pertaining to the use of objects to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification. For example, using adult toys including but not limited to the following: dildos; vibrators; anal beads; blow up dolls; fleshlights; and other mechanical and non-mechanical devices.

Noun: A toysexual person.
When asked about her sexual orientation, Karen referred to herself as a toysexual as she thought about her box of adult goodies awaiting her in her nightstand.
toysexual by melloweesh July 7, 2010
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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