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An influential person or thing of status regarded as a receptacle of waste causing death, destruction and poverty.
Why would anyone vote for that toylex?
He's going to kill himself driving that toylex.
Toylex by MotorGhost November 15, 2022
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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Toilexty 

The feeling of panic you get when you notice the empty toilet paper roll after you’ve already done your business.
-look at him panicking on the toilet
-what is wrong with him
-he is suffering toilexty
Toilexty by sophia moose June 6, 2017
Tay Jardine (from the band We Are The In Crowd) + Alex Gaskarth (All Time Low) = Talyex.

Rumors of Taylex began when the two bands toured together early in 2012. Aside from hugs onstage, there is no strong evidence supporting the two as a couple and it probably does not exist.
person 1: oMFG I SHIP TAYLEX SO HARD!!!!1!
person 2: No you dipshit. Jalex is where it's at.
taylex by unicornfaggot June 10, 2012
The ultimate daddy.
give him the S U C C

a gud bw player
Toyless is a good bw player but also my daddy
Toyless by abhinavDaPig May 19, 2018

toysexual 

Adj.: Sexually oriented to objects that are used to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification

Pertaining to the use of objects to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification. For example, using adult toys including but not limited to the following: dildos; vibrators; anal beads; blow up dolls; fleshlights; and other mechanical and non-mechanical devices.

Noun: A toysexual person.
When asked about her sexual orientation, Karen referred to herself as a toysexual as she thought about her box of adult goodies awaiting her in her nightstand.
toysexual by melloweesh July 7, 2010
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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