toylex

Any kind of swapping or trading of parts from a Lexus to a Toyota or Toyota to Lexus thus creating the Toylex any body part or engine part is acceptable

its a bird ,

its a plane,

ITS A TOYLEX!!!!!

by StiNA TrASh WhITe January 2, 2017

Toylex

An influential person or thing of status regarded as a receptacle of waste causing death, destruction and poverty.

Why would anyone vote for that toylex?
He's going to kill himself driving that toylex.

by MotorGhost November 15, 2022

Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Toilexty

The feeling of panic you get when you notice the empty toilet paper roll after you’ve already done your business.

-look at him panicking on the toilet
-what is wrong with him
-he is suffering toilexty

by sophia moose June 6, 2017

taylex

Tay Jardine (from the band We Are The In Crowd) + Alex Gaskarth (All Time Low) = Talyex.

Rumors of Taylex began when the two bands toured together early in 2012. Aside from hugs onstage, there is no strong evidence supporting the two as a couple and it probably does not exist.

person 1: oMFG I SHIP TAYLEX SO HARD!!!!1!
person 2: No you dipshit. Jalex is where it's at.

by unicornfaggot June 10, 2012

Toyless

The ultimate daddy.
give him the S U C C

a gud bw player

Toyless is a good bw player but also my daddy

by abhinavDaPig May 19, 2018

toysexual

Adj.: Sexually oriented to objects that are used to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification

Pertaining to the use of objects to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification. For example, using adult toys including but not limited to the following: dildos; vibrators; anal beads; blow up dolls; fleshlights; and other mechanical and non-mechanical devices.

Noun: A toysexual person.

When asked about her sexual orientation, Karen referred to herself as a toysexual as she thought about her box of adult goodies awaiting her in her nightstand.

by melloweesh July 7, 2010