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Tombstone Pile-driver
When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.
I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.
Tombstone Pile-driver by Rob21920 May 1, 2018
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Ryan Toys Review
Absolute cancer, do not watch this youtube channel unless you want to go on a bleach only diet and replace your eyes.
Ryan Toys Review by LigmaFlippingBalls December 16, 2018
toyesha
Toyesha means water goddess in india.
It is a word which defines power, energy and flow like water which is used as a name by many beautiful and talented women across. It is such a good and unique name which also gives a sense of positivity and happiness. There arr many people who have this name such as toyesha williams, toyesha khatau, toyesha thakur and toyesha raman
It is a word which defines power, energy and flow like water which is used as a name by many beautiful and talented women across. It is such a good and unique name which also gives a sense of positivity and happiness. There arr many people who have this name such as toyesha williams, toyesha khatau, toyesha thakur and toyesha raman
Mongolian Tombstone
The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.
Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
Mongolian Tombstone by easnyder31 February 26, 2014
Fidget Toys
A sensory toy for people with autism adhd and anxiety. It helped till people who don’t need them use them an it becomes a trend
Fidget Toys by •_•_• January 9, 2021
tombsteak
Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of Tombsteak is beset on all sides by the jealousy of men and the cooters of hot babes. Blessed is Tombsteak who, in the name of porking and blumpkins, shepards hot babes through his front door and into his sex chamber, for he is truely the king of sex, and the finder of chix. And Tombsteak will strike down upon thee with long fingers and furious erections, and you will know his name is Tombsteak when he does a backflip and lays his blue vein sausage into your mom."
"The path of Tombsteak is beset on all sides by the jealousy of men and the cooters of hot babes. Blessed is Tombsteak who, in the name of porking and blumpkins, shepards hot babes through his front door and into his sex chamber, for he is truely the king of sex, and the finder of chix. And Tombsteak will strike down upon thee with long fingers and furious erections, and you will know his name is Tombsteak when he does a backflip and lays his blue vein sausage into your mom."
tombsteak by Leomard Sportsinterviews October 28, 2004
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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