Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of Tombsteak is beset on all sides by the jealousy of men and the cooters of
hot babes. Blessed is Tombsteak who, in the name of porking and blumpkins, shepards
hot babes through his front door and into his sex chamber, for he is truely the king of sex, and the finder of chix. And Tombsteak
will strike down upon thee with long fingers and furious erections, and you
will know his name is Tombsteak when he does a backflip and lays his blue vein sausage into your mom."