tombsteak

Ezekiel 25:17

"The path of Tombsteak is beset on all sides by the jealousy of men and the cooters of hot babes. Blessed is Tombsteak who, in the name of porking and blumpkins, shepards hot babes through his front door and into his sex chamber, for he is truely the king of sex, and the finder of chix. And Tombsteak will strike down upon thee with long fingers and furious erections, and you will know his name is Tombsteak when he does a backflip and lays his blue vein sausage into your mom."

Look in the bible, it's there. If you don't believe me you're going to hell.

tombsteak by Leomard Sportsinterviews October 28, 2004

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toobsteak

In extremely large hard penis smuthered in underwear....

Alan likes toobsteak.

toobsteak by Commissary Crew February 23, 2006

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tomstealer

a girl who steals ur boyfriend or that likes the same guys as u

that bitch is a tomstealer!

tomstealer by queenisha May 30, 2006

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tomboysteakhouse

tomboysteakhouse is one of my favorite mutuals!🙊 hes very funny and entertaining 😂💯 and obsessed with GameStop 🤦🏽 ♀️

“omg honey wake up tomboysteakhouse just posted!”😈 -anniesimp0🥺🌹

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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