My mate was absolutely moorhoused the other night, he came home wearing just a nappy and a woman's bra
Adam got completely Moorhoused at the Christmas meal, I'm not sure he'll ever live it down.
One time I was so Moorhoused I thought my hand was talking to me
Being Moorhoused is the reason I lost my house, wife, kids, job and self-respect
Adam got completely Moorhoused at the Christmas meal, I'm not sure he'll ever live it down.
One time I was so Moorhoused I thought my hand was talking to me
Being Moorhoused is the reason I lost my house, wife, kids, job and self-respect
by Rob21920 November 23, 2019
When you're penis is too small to make a female orgasm so you use the stump of your elbow to help her finish
"My boyfriend Ehsan has a tiny dick and it isn't very satisfying, it's ok though he Raja'd me and I squirted like a fire hydrant"
"It was really shit sex, luckily Ehsan pulled out and Raja'd me till I climaxed. It was so good my bowels gave way and I shit down his arm"
"It was really shit sex, luckily Ehsan pulled out and Raja'd me till I climaxed. It was so good my bowels gave way and I shit down his arm"
by Rob21920 November 19, 2019
Sebastian was hanging out completely unsightable in the orphanage attic for days waiting for his opportunity
Sebastian was completely unsightable as he watched the school kids in the playground.
Sebastian was completely unsightable as he watched the school kids in the playground.
by Rob21920 November 16, 2019
When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.
I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.
by Rob21920 January 08, 2018