torbs

bitch with tiny cock and balls

that is small like torbs

by Fredrick December 3, 2003

torbs

One that has a big cock that can pleasure the best of women.

Hey torbs, you sure were good in bed last night. (says the girl)

by Adam March 31, 2005

Torba

Grift, swindler, scammer, petty crook.

Look at that junkie trying to torba tourists.

by WIR14 June 22, 2018

torbillion

Can be used to replace any verb, adjective or noun in a sentance. Or simply used by itself to express a feeling.

I will torbillion the shit out of that.
Have a torbillion day!

by SexyBJD January 16, 2020

torsonic polarity syndrome

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

Tombstone Pile-driver

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.

I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.

by Rob21920 May 1, 2018

Testicular Torsion

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023