Townend

A surname to a short angry man, usually has a need for ketchup and will swear violently if it isnt bought.
He may be seen wandering around Winnington Avenue for girls to "tickle".

His names Oliver Townend, He earns ten bucks a day, Goes round Julies and tickles her boobies and thats what he does all day, and thats what he does all day.. (8)

by Doddz February 11, 2011

townend

a slang term used for someone who is a perfect boyfriend. also can be used for someone who is not as cool as there girlfriend.

omg my perfect bfs such a townend.
wait have u seen his girlfriend he’s such a townend.

by coolkid272628 June 12, 2021

William Townend

When someone is so funny because they are such a donut

Mate I am such an Oliver Cooney and you are such a William Townend

by Sparkyflame007 May 7, 2021

Piper townend

A nice person but can be mean . If you ask anyone she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. All the boys love her and want to date her. She gets ALL THE BOYS.

That girl is so cute

It's a Piper townend

by Finn fuck June 25, 2019

townend tapdance

where elizabeth and beth moon in front of the job centre until they get jobs in maccies and then shit in all the happy meals

boyley: my happy meals got shit in it...
josh: elizabeth and beth probably did the townend tapdance

by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023