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When your friend convinces you that underpaying Indians is a good business strategy as well as pimping only fans models for money. Also the type of guy to try to tell you that chameleon tints look good and ford ecobooms are a British touring car
Mate I’ve just been townended by a bloke what an idiot he is
Townended by Digbick4356 May 13, 2024
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towheaded 

Having light blonde, almost white hair. No, it does not mean that your head looks like a toe.
Look at that towheaded boy, his hair's so white!
towheaded by dallyz_girl26 February 10, 2004
A surname to a short angry man, usually has a need for ketchup and will swear violently if it isnt bought.
He may be seen wandering around Winnington Avenue for girls to "tickle".
His names Oliver Townend, He earns ten bucks a day, Goes round Julies and tickles her boobies and thats what he does all day, and thats what he does all day.. (8)
Townend by Doddz February 28, 2011
a slang term used for someone who is a perfect boyfriend. also can be used for someone who is not as cool as there girlfriend.
omg my perfect bfs such a townend.
wait have u seen his girlfriend he’s such a townend.
townend by coolkid272628 June 11, 2021

William Townend 

When someone is so funny because they are such a donut
Mate I am such an Oliver Cooney and you are such a William Townend

townshended 

V., int. Getting caught looking at kiddie porn.
Guy at work was townshended and fired.
townshended by FSAD January 16, 2008

Townsended

To rush something through even if it is known is it going to annoy everyone and mean you get bad mouthed
I got completely Townsended last week by Steve
Townsended by SteveLovesit November 11, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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