Townended

When your friend convinces you that underpaying Indians is a good business strategy as well as pimping only fans models for money. Also the type of guy to try to tell you that chameleon tints look good and ford ecobooms are a British touring car

Mate I’ve just been townended by a bloke what an idiot he is

by Digbick4356 May 13, 2024

towheaded

Having light blonde, almost white hair. No, it does not mean that your head looks like a toe.

Look at that towheaded boy, his hair's so white!

by dallyz_girl26 February 10, 2004

Townend

A surname to a short angry man, usually has a need for ketchup and will swear violently if it isnt bought.
He may be seen wandering around Winnington Avenue for girls to "tickle".

His names Oliver Townend, He earns ten bucks a day, Goes round Julies and tickles her boobies and thats what he does all day, and thats what he does all day.. (8)

by Doddz February 28, 2011

townend

a slang term used for someone who is a perfect boyfriend. also can be used for someone who is not as cool as there girlfriend.

omg my perfect bfs such a townend.
wait have u seen his girlfriend he’s such a townend.

by coolkid272628 June 11, 2021

William Townend

When someone is so funny because they are such a donut

Mate I am such an Oliver Cooney and you are such a William Townend

by Sparkyflame007 May 7, 2021

townshended

V., int. Getting caught looking at kiddie porn.

Guy at work was townshended and fired.

by FSAD January 16, 2008

Townsended

To rush something through even if it is known is it going to annoy everyone and mean you get bad mouthed

I got completely Townsended last week by Steve

by SteveLovesit November 11, 2025