Townend

A surname to a short angry man, usually has a need for ketchup and will swear violently if it isnt bought.
He may be seen wandering around Winnington Avenue for girls to "tickle".

His names Oliver Townend, He earns ten bucks a day, Goes round Julies and tickles her boobies and thats what he does all day, and thats what he does all day.. (8)

by Doddz February 28, 2011

townend

a slang term used for someone who is a perfect boyfriend. also can be used for someone who is not as cool as there girlfriend.

omg my perfect bfs such a townend.
wait have u seen his girlfriend he’s such a townend.

by coolkid272628 June 11, 2021

townend tapdance

where elizabeth and beth moon in front of the job centre until they get jobs in maccies and then shit in all the happy meals

boyley: my happy meals got shit in it...
josh: elizabeth and beth probably did the townend tapdance

by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023

William Townend

When someone is so funny because they are such a donut

Mate I am such an Oliver Cooney and you are such a William Townend

by Sparkyflame007 May 7, 2021

Piper townend

A nice person but can be mean . If you ask anyone she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. All the boys love her and want to date her. She gets ALL THE BOYS.

That girl is so cute

It's a Piper townend

by Finn fuck June 25, 2019

Ava Townsend

A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.

Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.

by M3LOMemzos March 23, 2019

Devin Townsend

Lead singer of Strapping Young Lad. Also sings really fucking hard.

Devin Townsend once sang so hard he blacked out and shit his pants.

by TheSeventhSymbol November 12, 2005