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A surname to a short angry man, usually has a need for ketchup and will swear violently if it isnt bought.
He may be seen wandering around Winnington Avenue for girls to "tickle".
His names Oliver Townend, He earns ten bucks a day, Goes round Julies and tickles her boobies and thats what he does all day, and thats what he does all day.. (8)
by Doddz February 11, 2011
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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a slang term used for someone who is a perfect boyfriend. also can be used for someone who is not as cool as there girlfriend.
omg my perfect bfs such a townend.
wait have u seen his girlfriend he’s such a townend.
by coolkid272628 June 11, 2021
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