towered 

When you, or someone else, is incredibly drunk, stoned, or both...

"How towered were you last night??" "You towered yet?"
"Oh I'm so towered already"

towered by Foam Fans August 29, 2006

Towered 

The past tense of making a one block wide tower in the game Minecraft.

While Steve was mining downward, he forgot to make a ladder. So he towered to get out.

Towered by Sir Doctor December 29, 2013

Towered 

To get fucked by multiple niggas at once

Hey bro did you hear last Saturday Lindsey got towered by the whole football team

Towered by 425_kirua December 29, 2019

Two Towered 

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

Two Towered by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

Eiffel Towered

In a 2 male, 1 female threesome, the female is giving fellatio to one gentleman while taking it doggy-style from the other, and then the men high five over top of her, creating an overall figure resembling a 2D eiffel tower.

Brooke let Damon and Mike do an Eiffel Tower on her.

She was Eiffel Towered, and then her boyfriend found out on Pornhub.

Eiffel Towered by Harmless Mostly November 13, 2019

twin-towered 

A verb to describe an intentionally self-destructive act of aggression towards others.

The guy despised most of the posters on the Forum, and in full knowledge that he'd get banned, deliberately blasted everyone with an avalanche of insults. "Yep, I twin-towered those jerks!" he said laughingly.

twin-towered by lunamor November 25, 2010

Twin Towered 

The action of having both your legs broken. The word came from the 9/11 incodent, in which case the buildings look like two legs.

Don't make me twin tower your ass.

Twin Towered by Chris Aucoin June 13, 2004