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When you, or someone else, is incredibly drunk, stoned, or both...
"How towered were you last night??" "You towered yet?"
"Oh I'm so towered already"
towered by Foam Fans August 29, 2006
Words you can keep
The past tense of making a one block wide tower in the game Minecraft.
While Steve was mining downward, he forgot to make a ladder. So he towered to get out.
Towered by Sir Doctor December 29, 2013
To get fucked by multiple niggas at once
Hey bro did you hear last Saturday Lindsey got towered by the whole football team
Towered by 425_kirua December 29, 2019

Two Towered 

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.
I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.
Two Towered by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

Eiffel Towered

In a 2 male, 1 female threesome, the female is giving fellatio to one gentleman while taking it doggy-style from the other, and then the men high five over top of her, creating an overall figure resembling a 2D eiffel tower.
Brooke let Damon and Mike do an Eiffel Tower on her.

She was Eiffel Towered, and then her boyfriend found out on Pornhub.
Eiffel Towered by Harmless Mostly November 13, 2019

twin-towered 

A verb to describe an intentionally self-destructive act of aggression towards others.
The guy despised most of the posters on the Forum, and in full knowledge that he'd get banned, deliberately blasted everyone with an avalanche of insults. "Yep, I twin-towered those jerks!" he said laughingly.
twin-towered by lunamor November 25, 2010

Twin Towered 

The action of having both your legs broken. The word came from the 9/11 incodent, in which case the buildings look like two legs.
Don't make me twin tower your ass.
Twin Towered by Chris Aucoin June 13, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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