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toweedling by Becca xox January 2, 2006
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Small Toweling
Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
Small Toweling by N1N July 25, 2010
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Tea toweling
Tea toweling by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019
Tip Toweling
Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.
Tip Toweling by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019
Towelling
to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking
to cum while naked and wet
to cum while naked and wet
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling
She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
Towelling by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011
tweeding
(from William Magear Tweed, political leader in New York City 1823-1878) over-development, unnecessary development, or development out of character with the neighborhood, facilitated by corrupt zoning changes, tax abatements, or incentives by politicians to benefit politically connected developers. In short: private gain at public expense.
Toweling
The equivalent to planking.
To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.
Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.
Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
Toweling by Basegod4life July 23, 2011
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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