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When his/her entire foot is in your pussy
“Damn man she got totally tonered”
Tonered by Happyandhere February 24, 2023
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Two Towered 

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.
I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.
Two Towered by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

Eiffel Towered

In a 2 male, 1 female threesome, the female is giving fellatio to one gentleman while taking it doggy-style from the other, and then the men high five over top of her, creating an overall figure resembling a 2D eiffel tower.
Brooke let Damon and Mike do an Eiffel Tower on her.

She was Eiffel Towered, and then her boyfriend found out on Pornhub.
Eiffel Towered by Harmless Mostly November 13, 2019

Tondered 

To have toned muscles more toned.
Girl 1: You have such toned muscles!
Girl 2: But they could be tondered!
Tondered by DisguisefulZebra July 5, 2012
When you, or someone else, is incredibly drunk, stoned, or both...
"How towered were you last night??" "You towered yet?"
"Oh I'm so towered already"
towered by Foam Fans August 29, 2006

twin-towered 

A verb to describe an intentionally self-destructive act of aggression towards others.
The guy despised most of the posters on the Forum, and in full knowledge that he'd get banned, deliberately blasted everyone with an avalanche of insults. "Yep, I twin-towered those jerks!" he said laughingly.
twin-towered by lunamor November 25, 2010

Twin Towered 

The action of having both your legs broken. The word came from the 9/11 incodent, in which case the buildings look like two legs.
Don't make me twin tower your ass.
Twin Towered by Chris Aucoin June 13, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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