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Someone who embodies that characteristics of both a tool and a douche.

Some may say the very combination of these words together and saying them out loud makes one a toulche.
"Look at that toulche over there, talking about freedom with his faux hawk."
by Amanda and Heather February 02, 2007
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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