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Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai! 

A somehow popular phrase said by Gold Experience Requiem (Giorno Giovanna's requiem stand) after activating it's ability "Return to zero" while Diavolo was erasing time, translates to: "You will never reach truth"
The phrase is usually used only as a reference but sometimes it can be used to hide something that you know from others, jojo fans or not.
Person A: How did you do that?
Person B: Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!
(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"
totals by gtbarry November 2, 2008
(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"
totals by gtbarry October 3, 2008

big titays

n. Tits so big the words tits itself must be extended an extra syllable just to describe them.
Your mom has some big titays!
big titays by Define the World February 5, 2009

Talia Totayou 

Talia totayou is one of a kind. She’s beautiful, like really fuckin beautiful. And not just on the outside but on the inside as well. She’s kind, funny, smart, and has an amazing personality. Everyone who’s ever met her has instantly liked her and she has such an effect on people it’s like once they meet her they’re instantly happier something just comes over them and they just feel happy. This girl is truly the best in every way imaginable, no matter how u sad u feel or anything once u meet her and get to know her you will literally be so goddamn happy.
A question as such is usually asked:on a scale of 1-talia how beautiful is she?

That of course is a reference to Talia totayou, the most beautiful girl anyone will ever meet
Talia Totayou by Plz accept September 6, 2019
A slang word in Dominican Spanish for a "vagina"
Bro, did you go down on her? Yeah, she had me eat her totas.
totas by THeMANSTAR August 28, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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