total fag 

The epitome of loserdom. The lamest of the lame. Pure weak sauce.

God... that guy is a total fag.

total fag by Chris from Vancouver January 15, 2009

total fagger 

A complete, giant, fag. One who has reached the pinnacle of gayness. There is no turning back for this poor soul.

See: Hanzel und Gretyl (industrial rock group)

Jim is so gay, hes a total fagger.

total fagger by Fourth May 31, 2007