doorie

A cult member. They enter and leave the cult through doors.
"The mass wedding will occur at 11:59 sharp!"

"The example does not use the word doorie"
by Chris from Vancouver December 08, 2006
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sad fuck

A little less than sex, a little more than nothing.
Julia and Charles had a sad fuck together over the long weekend. They both cried before, during, and after the act -- but only in their insides!
by Chris from Vancouver August 07, 2006
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orse

I really, really, unusual, rather comically-gay way of saying 'arse', or 'ass', or 'butt'.
X: So what?

Y: ORSE!!! ORSE!!!!
by Chris from Vancouver November 06, 2006
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Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?
"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.
by Chris from Vancouver June 27, 2005
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fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.
Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.
by Chris from Vancouver December 07, 2007
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come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.
"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"
by Chris from Vancouver December 07, 2006
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big deal

You have two cows. One is shot, the other is stolen.

This is a big deal.
L1: Holy shitsworth, that dude just swiped my last mofalkin cow!!!

L2: Big deal.
by Chris from Vancouver August 06, 2006
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