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This refers to someone with a mega large arse
fuck look at that
look at the size of that total eclipse
by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.
Things were going along smashingly until he pulled a total eclipse; now she's really tingling!
by sandals_pants August 21, 2017
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Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
Total eclipse is dumb
by Lalallalalalaa July 02, 2018
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