Scott’s tot

On an episode of the tv series “The Office”, main character Michael Scott (Steve Carell) realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of underprivileged children ten years ago: that he would pay for their college tuition provided they graduated from high school. These students are Scott’s tots.

Look at that Scott’s tot female. She looks like she wants to be touched by Scott’s parts.

by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020

She's inner oil tot

A person is inner (in her) oil tot, when she's really pleased, overjoyed.

She passed her exams and now she's inner oil tot.

by Aurelien July 10, 2006

tot sauce

Sperm, spunk, or a bit of the "homemade". Also commonly known as "the goo" or "baby batter".

Following a good bang sesh, I noticed a large glob of tot sauce on the duvet.

by The Rator October 19, 2013

Tater Tot Slut

A woman who gives handjobs in exchange for tater tots.

"AAAAHHH" moaned Jim, as he handed over the tots.

"I'm so hungry I could tater tot slut right now."

by House Vista March 4, 2009

tot-stitute

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.

The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!

by MommaH August 18, 2009

tot-smuggler

One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.

Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!

by Yayahooray August 12, 2008

tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014