Torches 

The Foster the People album with Pumped Up Kicks on it, released in 2011.

You know Pumped Up Kicks?
Yes, and you should listen to the whole album, Torches

Torches by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal May 4, 2020

Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me! 

The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.

"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"

Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me! by Adam-D June 7, 2020

the tiny torches

The Tiny Torches is the best band to ever play. Created in 2017, The Tiny Torches surpassed all other groups in overall talent, knowledge, ambition, and universal mastery in a matter of weeks. The Tiny Torches are an unmatchable group sent directly from the gods.

"Hey man have you heard of The Tiny Torches?"
"No."
"Fuck you."

the tiny torches by Savagetyler1991 May 16, 2018

To take the torches and the pitchforks

Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.

Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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To take the torches and the pitchforks by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018

torched 

an extreme state of well being after extended periods of marijuana injestion.

stoner #1 man i was so high last night
stoner #2 yeah man we were torched

torched by mik3 jon3s September 13, 2005

Tosches 

Definition 1: a god who walks this earth mearly to bless mortal men with his presence he is most commonly referred to as the god of sex and happiness and is most commonly associated with carisma his narsissism is often beyond comparison and is deserving of such self proclaimed greatness he is most commonly disguised as a mortal man with geniun mortal flaws and imperfections

Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw

Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal

Definition 4: The Man

Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection

The early egyptions worshipped the immortal man Tosches or Aonne Revvelle believing this man to bring about the sun in the sky and Fertility in men

Tosches by daddyyankee54345 January 13, 2009

Torchettied

French for fucked up. From drinking heavy amounts of liquor.

"Bro what are we doing Tonight?"
"Im getting absolutely torchettied tonight"

Torchettied by Mc lemonZ August 27, 2017