Torben

A person who has the world on a string. He is the man, the royal king, the boss, whatever you wanna call it that'll be him. These highly exclusive specimins are internationally renowned for being able to beat Chuck Norris at arm wrestling while trading shares. Men can't multitask?, mortals can't! These people are so fascinating and pleasant you wouldn't mind them not calling you ever again.....they've got more awesome things to do. Insane sex, just add women. He has a large penis.

"Wow, when you did that quadriple backflip over a gorge filled with cougars, bears and menstruating women, you were so the Torben"
"Armies are powerfull but not quiet Torben"
"The pope is really adorable but not quiet a Torben"
"Davinci was great but not quiet Torben"

by Lamahirtetorben January 2, 2017

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Torben

The one guy, who does the wierd shit.

Person 1: Bruh, why is the principal here?
Person 2: Idk m8. I guess Torben took a shit in the bus.

by 7r13dr1ch October 2, 2020

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Torben

Torben is a typical Danish boy name. Came from the name Thorbjorn, meaning The Bear of Thor. Can be spelled Thorben. According to The Statistics of Denmark there were 22.259 persons named Torben in January 2008.

Come home now Torben.

Torben did not go to school today.

by bogeskov February 7, 2010

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To torben a derragotory word for someone who
a) Is hated by teachers
b) Leaves in the middle of school
c) synonym for to die
d) Doesn't turn up to school

Kid 1: Phil is absent from school.
Kid 2: Phil is doing the Torben because we have Latin today and Biology.

by Exless November 2, 2020

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Torben

Torben is kind and caring, he is loyal and will always have your back when you need it most. Torben is affectionate and cautious. He is also creative and inventive.

bill- hey torben what do you want to do today

Torben- lets go bowling

by Torlock March 19, 2017

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