Toppings 

Toppings are assigned to KOOL people. (that's with "k")
Your topping depends on you and your personality.
It also depends on how you relate to the people/person who assigns it to you.

-What should Indiana Jones's topping be!?
It should be something just like sprinkles, thats NOT sprinkles.
-What should Tanner's topping be!?
He isn't a topping.
He is The Ice Cream.
Gelato, to be exact.
toppings

Toppings by peachykeenjillybean June 14, 2009

mexican toppings

when you shove your dick so far down her throat she vomits blood and bits of food, therefore being Mexican salsa/toppings

Person 1: Guess what i gave Stacey yesterday
Person 2: Mexican toppings?
Person 1: HELL YEAH!

mexican toppings by mexican hammer time May 20, 2015

pizza toppings 

known in some circles to refer to Magic mushrooms,Psilocybin
To unlearn what you have learned in life and learn it again from the point of view of a innocent child when the world is a new.

Do you have any pizza toppings?
Did you want mushrooms with your Pizza?
Its Fry time,
Trippin

pizza toppings by Chrismm September 24, 2005

Extra toppings

What sticks to your food after it hits the floor.

Ahhh five second rule!!!! Hey look, extra toppings!!!

Extra toppings by From the mouths of babes July 14, 2017

fuzzy toppings 

Pubes left behind on toilet seats in public restrooms.

Dude, that restroom is disgusting. There's shit on the walls, piss on the floors, fuzzy toppings everywhere....

fuzzy toppings by Jubei69 December 12, 2017

Flarp Toppings 

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

Flarp Toppings by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

Cow topping 

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.

Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019