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a person who is an extrememly amazing boyfriend. They always have your back.
OMG, did you see my new topid, isnt' he just soo amazing. I love my new topid soo much.
topid by lion and caveman November 7, 2010
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A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.
Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot
toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009
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adun toridas 

In the game of Starcraft, the Dark Templar say this as opposed to 'En taro Adun.' Commonly interpreted as 'May Adun give you sanctuary,' though it literally and bluntly means, 'Adun hide you.'

The meaning of this word was given through the book Starcraft: The Dark Templar Saga: Twilight and is used several times in it.
"Adun toridas," the Dark Templar said as he vanished, moving towards enemy zerg to attack.
adun toridas by CrimsonFox13 October 3, 2009
Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.
Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*
Toping by Lil fission March 4, 2011

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

toidrage 

A word describing the burning sensation caused by shoving as many mints into your mouth as possible. Derived from Altoid + roidrage, local to parts of the Southeast.
Owen got toidrage in the middle of lecture and had to spit his Altoids into the trash.
toidrage by brimnoyankee October 29, 2020

pet topic 

I follow political news so politics is one pet topic of mine
pet topic by icaro November 5, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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