A person of infinite wisdom. The topman, the leader of the pack, the head of the herd. When all fails, turn to 'topcat' for advice and direction. Physically adonic, mentally Einsteinien.
we're in a right state here chaps, the chips are down. What on earth shall we do?
Ask 'topcat', he'll know exactly what to do and will lead us on...
A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.
A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.
In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.