zoepan's definitions

norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".

The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.

by zoepan December 7, 2004

norwegian stutter

noun: during a conversation, a women can't think what to say to another women to whom she wants to do norwegian things to.

I was on the phone with Birgit when my tongue failed me and sent me into a fit of norwegian stutter .

by zoepan February 4, 2005

topchat

A term used mainly by males of Asian descent to invite sexy, American -type women to converse in a lewd or lascivious manner.

Hai U like topchat this day?

by zoepan December 23, 2004

norwegian pause

noun: during a conversation, you suddenly think of performing oral art on the woman you're speaking to; this only works if you are a woman

Birgit left a message on my norwegian machine and said, "Olga, i be tinky of ya"..." call me" there be a pause, i think she think to lick me.

by zoepan February 4, 2005

norwegian massage

a woman massaging another woman without using her hands.

Olga gave Birget a norwegian massage at a bachelor party.
norwegian lunch;norwegian shopping

by zoepan December 10, 2004

norwegian lunch

the act of two women, during a lunch in an expensive restaurant, taking turns ducking under the table for a "snack".

The steak was delicious, but the norwegian lunch really filled me up

by zoepan December 4, 2004