Topcat

A person of infinite wisdom. The topman, the leader of the pack, the head of the herd. When all fails, turn to 'topcat' for advice and direction. Physically adonic, mentally Einsteinien.

we're in a right state here chaps, the chips are down. What on earth shall we do?
Ask 'topcat', he'll know exactly what to do and will lead us on...

Topcat by topcat April 18, 2005

Topcat

He tries to be a friend of Fazzer, but everything he says just backfires in his face. Can't get a life, can't get a girl.

Dude, Topcat is a biatch!

Topcat by Everyone who's met him August 22, 2003

topcat-tastic 

when something is as good as or better than the most famous tramp cat of all time. the one and only.. TC.

I just found out the the civic centre in barnstaple, DEVON is being demolished. The news was topcat-tastic.

topcat-tastic by Oli Cowling January 14, 2007

Temecula Tophat 

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

tophatspacedog 

A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.

OMG! its tophatspacedog, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Nani? tophat-san sugoi ne!

tophatspacedog by PopoJø May 18, 2019

Tophat Kat 

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.

In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

Tophat Kat by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014

Glossy taco (topcoat) 

Topcoat on your nail art to make it look shiny

Simplynailogical on youtube Glossy taco (topcoat) ^ she will tell you

Glossy taco (topcoat) by Hieelo August 6, 2017