Top secret
When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.
Top secret by Psevo nim July 20, 2017
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Top Secret
When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.
That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)
Top Secret by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020
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top secret by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
TOP SECRET GOLD
A color of paint that is TOP SECRET. Though there are many requests for the "color code" for Top Secret Gold paint, no such code exists nor is it available from any paint or body shop. This color is a custom blend made from only the finest materials. The paint is usually available for around $500 per quart, pending the approval of the vehicle it is to be used on.
TOP SECRET GOLD by Speed King October 17, 2008
Top Secret Tip
When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.
Top Secret Tip by Samsquanch21 September 10, 2010
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