7 definitions by Samsquanch21

Replacement word for Fuck when using T9 or Sure-type messaging.
txter1: Wat u think of bill?

txter2: hes a ducking idiot.
by Samsquanch21 October 4, 2009
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An injury that a person acquires as a result of being bored and looking for some form of excitement or stimulation.

Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.
-how did you get that big lump on your head?
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.
by Samsquanch21 April 11, 2010
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When trying to say good bye to someone and they keep replying to your final words. It is worse in regular conversation then through some sort of instant messaging.
Kyle-Alright man we'll see ya later.
Frank-Ya taker' easy.
Kyle- ok you too man.
Frank- Always. We'll talk to you later.
Kyle- Ya for sure, I gtg bye.
Frank- Bye.
Kyle- Ok stop talking this goodbye is never ending.
by Samsquanch21 November 27, 2009
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When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.
"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"
by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009
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When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.
I thought those people stiffed me but they left a top secret tip
by Samsquanch21 September 10, 2010
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when someone starts a sentence with this phrase it means one of two things;
1. They are full of shit.
2. They no longer have anything useful to contribute.
Ted: Alot of Guy Ritchie films are similarly themed.
Bill: I agree, but the thing is they all use different characters.
Ted: That's because they are different films
Bill: Ya i know.
by Samsquanch21 December 1, 2009
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A Napkin or paper towel that men eat off of when they don't want to dirty a dish.
Wife- What are you doing?

Husband- I didn't want to dirty a plate so I grabbed a man plate for my pizza.
Wife-8\
by Samsquanch21 November 26, 2009
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