tooty rooty 

A male or female who digs in their asshole and then sticks their finger inside of their penis or vaginal area

"My girl be doing that tooty rooty"

OMG what a fucking tooty rooty

tooty rooty by Fictionary4You January 16, 2014

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

Rooty tooty point and shooty 

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

Rooty tooty point and shooty by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty 

A different, ney, better word for a gun.

(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"

Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty by Lydtehsquid October 9, 2018

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! 

1.A fruit covered breakfast dish a Denney's

2. A spontaneous exclamation of surprise by a person whose flatulence (fart)is extremely foul.

1. May I have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity and some coffee.

2. Suddenly Dave jumped up from the table and exclaimed "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" "Christ, Dave what did you eat grundle cakes?" said Jason

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! by Global Feetus April 1, 2007

rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty 

IHOP pancakes topped with whip cream, cherries, jams, jellies and every imaginable sweet and gooey thing.

Gimme the rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty, two links and a cup o' coffee, please.

rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty by Loren Frost November 5, 2006

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity 

(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.

I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity by ch72is September 16, 2008