Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

Weebs

Shortened version of weeaboo; someone who is gross af, but has a weird connection with anime, like a soul bond or some thing

Parent: don't go there, it's full of weebs

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018

Shiz maliz

An alternative to shit. Also see faeces, poo, excrement, damn.

shiz maliz im gay

by Lydtehsquid October 10, 2018

Birkenhead business suit

A tracksuit, usually white fila, worn with trainers: what people from Birkenhead wear on formal occasions

Person one: did you see our John!
Person two: yeah, he was on his way to the job center with his Birkenhead business suit on

by Lydtehsquid September 17, 2019

Squink

A word to diffuse second hand embarrassment

(in front of a large crowd)
Person one: I like *insert unrequited crush*
Person two: SQUINK

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018

William of the hill

A fancy word for hill billy, to be used in high society.

Person 1: did you hear about Francine?
Person 2: no.

Person 1: she has become a William of the hill She lives in a shack in the woods now.

by Lydtehsquid October 10, 2018

Dinkly sporks

When that spork is so damn cute, it's dinkly.

Jesus, they're some dinkly sporks

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018