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Acronym for Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop.

Baseball statistic invented for Ryan Theriot of the Chicago Cubs, for his penchant for ill-advised steal attempts and general lack of skill running bases.
Theriot's current TOOTBLAN number is 19.
TOOTBLAN by LesterB October 16, 2008

Tootla Whoa 

it's just a word that you say when you have nothing else to say.
"So I saw this cute girl once but I didn't have anything to say to her. I wanted to strike up a conversation so I said Tootla Whoa. I've never talked to her ever since."
Tootla Whoa by ShampooHat April 17, 2008

tootelage 

1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of [toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
tootelage by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011

Thotplayer 

A thotplayer is a cosplayer that always cosplays to over sexualized characters or take a normal character but over sexuallise the character themselves. It's usually more female thotplayers then male, but it's still common to see male thotplayers.

Thotplayer's goal is to get as many fans of the opposite sex. While the girls likes to dress into fictional girls in underwear and sexual poses to get male fans and money, the guys like to dress into shirtless fictional males and make them gay to get fangirls and money.

A thotplayer don't mind sexualizing child characters, as long as the get their likes, followers and money.
Oh look! That girl is dressed up as Hinata Hyuga in underwear and makes sexual poses, she must be one of those thotplayers.

Oh look! That guy is dressed up as shirtless Izaya Orihara and makes him in love with Shizuo Heiwajima, even tho Izaya is confirmed as straight. He must be one of those thotplayers.
Thotplayer by Kaitou Kid December 20, 2018

tootpaste 

refried beans (as opposed to baked beans)
Baked beans are great as a main dish at a farty party; for a tasty alternative, try tootpaste. It's fartastic.
tootpaste by Beano Bambino August 27, 2011

Tootpaste 

We’ve graduated from the Shart of the early aughts. This is a cleaner and more evolved term for the accidental poopy in the pants.
And in the early hours of my hangover I did a small push and accidentally made tootpaste. I sleep in the nude so this was inconvenient. I made tootpaste.
Tootpaste by Everybodyfled March 10, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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