tootpaste
Baked beans are great as a main dish at a farty party; for a tasty alternative, try tootpaste. It's fartastic.
tootpaste by Beano Bambino August 27, 2011
Words you can keep
Tootpaste
We’ve graduated from the Shart of the early aughts. This is a cleaner and more evolved term for the accidental poopy in the pants.
And in the early hours of my hangover I did a small push and accidentally made tootpaste. I sleep in the nude so this was inconvenient. I made tootpaste.
Tootpaste by Everybodyfled March 10, 2022
Squeezing toothpaste
When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021
Human tube of toothpaste
When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
Human tube of toothpaste by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022
colgate toothpaste with tartar control
I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!
~Tourette's Guy
~Tourette's Guy
colgate toothpaste with tartar control by Vaxen August 20, 2014
Old Garden Toothpaste
Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.
"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019
toothpasted
toothpasted by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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