refried beans (as opposed to baked beans)
Baked beans are great as a main dish at a farty party; for a tasty alternative, try tootpaste. It's fartastic.
by Beano Bambino August 27, 2011
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And in the early hours of my hangover I did a small push and accidentally made tootpaste. I sleep in the nude so this was inconvenient. I made tootpaste.
by Everybodyfled March 10, 2022
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