by Shootier and shootiest February 19, 2022
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Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
by 55bears February 10, 2015
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Trippy Toother: A combination of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (better known as LSD or Acid) and Methamphetamine (known as Meth, Ice, Speed, Crank, or Tweak). The name is derived from the mixtures affect on the body. This is inhibiting gum disease and the falling out of teeth (Meth Mouth) while at the same time making the person trip balls.
Jameson: Bro, what the fuck is up with her?
Samson: Ah she’s just on that Trippy Toother.
Jameson: So she’s a tweaker?
Samson: Kinda, just more groovy…
Samson: Ah she’s just on that Trippy Toother.
Jameson: So she’s a tweaker?
Samson: Kinda, just more groovy…
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"A Toother contacted me last night on Twitter after I retweeted Ezra Klein's story in the Washington Post on Portland voting on fluoridation. She said 'Wait til women understand Y kids need braces! OUCH' and sent me a bunch of links to groups in Canada."
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