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Russian Toother
When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth
Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
Russian Toother by 55bears February 10, 2015
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Trippy Toother
Trippy Toother: A combination of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (better known as LSD or Acid) and Methamphetamine (known as Meth, Ice, Speed, Crank, or Tweak). The name is derived from the mixtures affect on the body. This is inhibiting gum disease and the falling out of teeth (Meth Mouth) while at the same time making the person trip balls.
Jameson: Bro, what the fuck is up with her?
Samson: Ah she’s just on that Trippy Toother.
Jameson: So she’s a tweaker?
Samson: Kinda, just more groovy…
Samson: Ah she’s just on that Trippy Toother.
Jameson: So she’s a tweaker?
Samson: Kinda, just more groovy…
Trippy Toother by SammyboyHuntz June 7, 2021
Toother
A person who believes water fluoridation is a conspiracy by the medical community to keep people dependent on them, and that fluoride promotes, rather than hinders, tooth decay. Fluoridation has also been said to cause a whole range of illnesses, and was once believed, by far-right-wing activists, to turn people into Communists. This last belief featured prominently as a plot point in the classic movie "Dr. Strangelove."
"A Toother contacted me last night on Twitter after I retweeted Ezra Klein's story in the Washington Post on Portland voting on fluoridation. She said 'Wait til women understand Y kids need braces! OUCH' and sent me a bunch of links to groups in Canada."
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