2 definitions by 55bears
When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth
Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here
by 55bears February 11, 2015
The Swedish Mudslide is a kinky sexual act, where the female (or male) receiving anal sex has diarhea. The male then sticks his penis in the female's anus using the diarhea as lube. It is used to reduce the intense friction that cums with anal sex or just to be kinky.
Guy A: Dude I tried anal the other night, it sucks.
Guy B: You're doing it wrong, give your girlfriend laxatives during dinner and then try the Swedish Mudslide at night.
(Next Day)
Guy B: How'd it go last night?
Guy A: Amazing! The Swedish Mudslide made for the perfect amount of friction. Whoever thought of it is a genius.
Guy B: You're doing it wrong, give your girlfriend laxatives during dinner and then try the Swedish Mudslide at night.
(Next Day)
Guy B: How'd it go last night?
Guy A: Amazing! The Swedish Mudslide made for the perfect amount of friction. Whoever thought of it is a genius.
by 55bears July 24, 2013