haimish 

Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."

I've always thought of Fred Meyer as being a sort of haimish Walmart.

haimish by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

National Fuck Hamish Day 

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

National Fuck Hamish Day by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

Hamish Mehta 

cool slik guy

u got no problem with him he got no problem with u

wow hamish mehta u pretty COOL!!!!!

Hamish Mehta by Malcolm21321231231 October 13, 2020

Hamish Blake

Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.

guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*

Hamish Blake by jessikahh June 2, 2008

Hamish's Law 

The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.

1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.

Hamish's Law by themojojojojojo June 22, 2009

Hamish 

Hamish , Used To Describe Someone Whose Loyalty Never Falters. The Most TrustWorthy And Secretive Of His Group.
Large Group Of Friends and Has a Very Productive social life , enjoys time with people he Trusts . Likes to crack jokes with others however when it's comes to serious matters he is a man you would want in your corner . Will fight for the people he loves and will never betray them.

Has Strength That He Rarely Shows In Fear Of Showing Off However When Loved Ones Are In Need there is rarely a person that can subdue him. Normally very mindful of people wishes , thoughts , feelings . Ladies if you even think about going for one of these , you would be making a decision that you will love so don't lose out on him.

Do You Know Hamish ?
Hamish always has my back

Hamish by Emma.B4Life July 18, 2018

The Hamish Snap 

When you try and snap your skateboard by jumping on it with your ass and landing on the bolts.

''hey do The Hamish Snap'' ''ok'' (trys to snap the skateboard but lands on the bolts)

Aftermath

''I can't breath''

The Hamish Snap by jarrad hooper is a dum cunt December 7, 2011