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Tooterooski 

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night
Tooterooski by george spot November 1, 2019

tooterus 

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.
Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.
tooterus by blushed88 December 16, 2016

tooterolls 

Chodes that do not know how to speak and say tooterolls instead of tutorials
Chode: Yo pud I need to look at some tooterolls to learn about that amp

King: You idiot
tooterolls by The King May 17, 2004

Tooterishy 

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart
I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy
Tooterishy by Bigvountry March 20, 2019
Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.
John: I came on her tits last night!
Jack: Whoa! Tone it down a bit!
John: Sorry, I spooted on her tooters.
Jack: That’s better, right on! *high five*
Tooters by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021

Tootenall 

1. Exclamation of extreme excitement or dissapointment

2. A greeting or farwell

3. Code word among close friends

4. A state of confusion
"I just won a million dollars! TOOTENALL!"

"You just crashed into my Mercedes! TOOTENALL!"

"Talk to you later Loretta, Tootenall"

"Ah beep beep, Ah toot toot, Tootenall!"
Tootenall by Rhonetta August 23, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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