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toolmaker 

turning someone into a slave for your benefit. they control your actions, and give you limited freedom. the slaves of the toolmaker are referred to as tools.
ola was a toolmaker, and had several tools under her command.
your under the toolmakers command you moron.
toolmaker by kool kids klan February 19, 2008

Toolmaker 

One who creates tools and uses them to do his/her bidding. The said tools are controled by the maker and used to do tasks that no one would normally do for free.
Alex's influence as a toolmaker over her tools has weakened since her departure, and must find new willing people to become her tools.
Toolmaker by Johnny998 February 23, 2008
One who gazes at cameltoes.
I'm such a toegazer; it's all I do really.
toegazer by ripleynutz April 13, 2010

Toolmakerspebbledash 

Accidental release because of an over enthusiastic fluffer toolmakerspebbledash.
My father was a fluffer and he was fired for making too many semi eruptions & toolmakerspebbledash messes.

Tool Gazer 

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.
I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.
Tool Gazer by Kateazer October 28, 2023

Tailgazer 

To gaze upon a fine lady's beautiful posterior. The inability to look away from a fine piece of ass.
I was walking to the train today and the tailgazing was fantastic! It's great to be a tailgazer on a day like today.

I hate going out with my boyfriend he is such a tailgazer!

I can't believe she is marrying him, doesn't she know how much of a tailgazer he is?
Tailgazer by tailgazer.com December 18, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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