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Tailgazer

To gaze upon a fine lady's beautiful posterior. The inability to look away from a fine piece of ass.
I was walking to the train today and the tailgazing was fantastic! It's great to be a tailgazer on a day like today.

I hate going out with my boyfriend he is such a tailgazer!

I can't believe she is marrying him, doesn't she know how much of a tailgazer he is?
by tailgazer.com December 18, 2012
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Tailgate Buzz

The result of excessive anal intercourse causing a numbness in the rear quarters, or, tailgate, of the receiving partner.
Those dudes in Brokeback Mountain must have had a bad case of tailgate buzz after a long weekend in the wilderness together.
by LkBryanFan18 December 4, 2013
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tailgazing

Checking out a chicks ass, specifically while on an escalator or similar situation (so you are 'following' it). Also, can include the act of positioning yourself just behind a chick on the escalator (following close).
Johnny was tailgazing all the way up the escalator at Wheaton, did you see the chick standing in front of him?
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tailgate warranty

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.
Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!
by PappaChino July 13, 2017
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Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!
by Charli XXX December 16, 2014
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Rainy Tailgate

The act of pulling out and ejaculating on your partner's buttocks and lower back prior to a sporting event in a parking lot.
Steve was enjoying a brat while engaging in anal sex with Aaron prior to the Browns game, only to pull out and Rainy Tailgate dat azz. Go Browns!
by Turd Ferguson's Hat November 30, 2015
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detroit tailgate

The act of having your butthole eaten out in a public place, while leaning against a car, preferably American made.
That bitch gave me a Detroit tailgate in the parking lot yesterday.
by grizzzmint December 18, 2014
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