blacktop 

The road. The street.
Street racers use this word for coolness.

Lets do this thing, 2 large on the blacktop Yite!!!

blacktop by Jeff July 22, 2003

Blacktop 

1) extremely drunk or in anyway wasted
2) also synonomous with "fucked up"

can be used in a number of different contexts

1) Yooo what happend last night, i was sooo blacktopped

2) Dude, that chick is blacktop, you have a chance.

Blacktop by Conseula III October 12, 2011

Blacktop Slurper 

A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.

"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"

Blacktop Slurper by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

Blacktop Breakfast 

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.

Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.

Blacktop Breakfast by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

blacktop professor 

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

blacktop professor by throwstones January 25, 2021

dance on the blacktop

To get stabbed, shanked or to stab someone (mostly referred in prison).

Im about to dance on the blacktop.
That boy got danced on the blacktop.

dance on the blacktop by Dak4President January 18, 2017

dancing on the blacktop 

To get stabbed. To be shanked

Morgan about to dancing on the blacktop if she keeps her wook attitude up.

dancing on the blacktop by Yoyoyofreshboi July 23, 2017