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Blacktop Slurper
A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
Blacktop Slurper by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
Blacktop Breakfast
The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.
Blacktop Breakfast by Stevie Y December 26, 2004
blacktop professor
court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.
see also: couch professor
see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
blacktop professor by throwstones January 25, 2021
dance on the blacktop
dance on the blacktop by Dak4President January 18, 2017
Word of the Day on November 20, 2019
dancing on the blacktop
dancing on the blacktop by Yoyoyofreshboi July 23, 2017
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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