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It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!
Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!
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what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck
Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself
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po** definitions on urbandictionary.com are the most common thing to come across.
Guy 1: I am going to search up "Melon" on urbandictionary.com
Melon:
Said when extreme c**ming happens.
Guy 1: Uhh, is this really common on urbandictionary.com?
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A misspell of the word "fuck you". Fuck is not misspelled but the you is.
Guy 1: Fuck oyu!
Guy 2: Don't you mean "Fuck you"?
Guy 1: FUCK OYRU CORRETIONS!
Guy 2: Go to spelling school.
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