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i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

i kindly ask you to go fuck off by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021

Glue 

Confused with semen.
Glue is sticky gooey stuff that makes stuff stick to it.
It can be used for cheap repairs.

Guy 1: Oh no, my hat is split in half, How can I fix it?
Guy 2: Hey, we can use some Glue.
Guy 1: That sounds like a great idea!

Glue by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ July 1, 2021

Vibri 

(A lot of information comes from the Vib-Ribbon Wikia in the fandom website thing.)
The main protagonist of Vib-Ribbon and other games in the Vib-Ribbon line
Her backstory is very unknown, it's hard to come up with one as the game has (almost) no lore, Her motivation for singing is also very unknown. She may presumably be a wanderer, she appears in the music book in her first game and an unknown place in her next.
Vibri is a cheerful, energetic rabbit who loves to sing and dance.

Guy 1: Vibri is such a cute Rabbit!
Guy 2: Yes! I can't wait for her to appear in a new game!

Vibri by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 14, 2021

American Internet 

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

American Internet by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card 

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

old definitions 

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

old definitions by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 31, 2021

2059 

It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!

Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!

2059 by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 28, 2021