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When your bored so you go to the next level and search this.
I'm just as bored as you.
Dumbass: I'm going to type Urban Urban Dictionary Dictionary in Urban Dictionary.
Person: Please... go to the fuck to sleep.
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It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!
Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!
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An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression
Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*
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A misspell of the word "fuck you". Fuck is not misspelled but the you is.
Guy 1: Fuck oyu!
Guy 2: Don't you mean "Fuck you"?
Guy 1: FUCK OYRU CORRETIONS!
Guy 2: Go to spelling school.
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