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credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.
Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.
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*****

1. Someone cursing
2. 5 stars in GTA
Guy 1: *****
Guy 2: Did you just swear?
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Urban Urban Dictionary Dictionary

When your bored so you go to the next level and search this.
I'm just as bored as you.
Dumbass: I'm going to type Urban Urban Dictionary Dictionary in Urban Dictionary.
Person: Please... go to the fuck to sleep.
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Chronic Boredom

It's what I have currently.
Guy 1: Why aren't you doing your homework?
Guy 2: I feel like I have Chronic Boredom... I have nothing to do... I have no interest in anything....
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old definitions

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!
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TF3

Guy 1: When will TF3 come out?
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe it never will.
Guy 1: :(
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14k

You call this internet?
I call this the most fucking goddamn piece of shit motherfucking hunk of shit oblivious ass-sucking connection!
This is extremely slow internet.
It takes around, what? 50,000 years to do anything on the internet?
(YES, THIS WAS A REAL INTERNET CONNECTION.....)
Guy 1: Hey, what type of internet connection do you use?
Guy 2: 14k
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself, you worthless piece of shit! Why would you use that type of connection!
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