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Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression

Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 10, 2021

*****

1. Someone cursing
2. 5 stars in GTA

Guy 1: *****
Guy 2: Did you just swear?

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

It is my turn on the XBOX

What a kid says when he wants to play on the XBOX.

Joe: Yes! I completed this game!
James: Joe, It is my turn on the XBOX.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 22, 2021

fuck oyu

A misspell of the word "fuck you". Fuck is not misspelled but the you is.

Guy 1: Fuck oyu!
Guy 2: Don't you mean "Fuck you"?
Guy 1: FUCK OYRU CORRETIONS!
Guy 2: Go to spelling school.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 21, 2021

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by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 11, 2021

common

po** definitions on urbandictionary.com are the most common thing to come across.

Guy 1: I am going to search up "Melon" on urbandictionary.com
Melon:
Said when extreme c**ming happens.
Guy 1: Uhh, is this really common on urbandictionary.com?

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021