Toucheebag 

1. One that uses "touchee" to much
2. One that uses "touchee" incorrectly

Person 1: It's a nice day out.
Person 2: Yeah it is, we should have class outside today.
Person 1: Touchee

- In this case Person 1 would be a toucheebag

Toucheebag by Regnig April 21, 2009

touchebag 

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

touchebag by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

touchbag 

This word is used in situations where profanity is not acceptable. It would be used instead of asshole or douchebag, possibly even fuckface.

Charlie is a touchbag when he interrupts me when I'm talking.

touchbag by asia30965 January 31, 2009

Twouchebag 

A person who sets down a bunch of rules and guidelines on how Twitter should be used. Could also be someone who takes Twitter too seriously.

"Did you see Tate's post about being annoyed that people post too much to Twitter? That was a Twouchebag move."

"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."

Twouchebag by purple_piggy_bank August 16, 2008

Twouchebag 

1. When someone has gone above and beyond the average douchebag level, they are referred to as a twouchebag.

2. It can also refer to a pair, or couple, that are both acting like douchebags, therefore summing to one twouchebag.

That spiky-haired, fist pumping Jersey shore asshole is such a twouchebag. OR Wow, Andre and Cassie are such a twouchebag couple, I never want to hang out with them again!

Twouchebag by shrink05 July 23, 2010

Touchebag 

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.

Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.

Touchebag by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012

touchebag 

Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."

Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.

touchebag by rexnom November 1, 2009