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is a word that defines a man of character and honor ,he is proficient with all manner of small arms and we'll as being handy with a fishing pole ...and is known to be behind the wheel of a imported supercar or obsessively running and partaking of a fine meal with his family
tonney caught all the fish and now there is none left for us .

who did the massive burnout in the motor pool ......must have been a tonney
tonney by the.nike.viking August 26, 2015
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Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney 

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it
"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"
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tonny is handsome, beautiful and is easy to fall in love with. His beautiful smile makes you feel happy and loved. He has an amazing sense of humour and will always be able to make you feel better when you are upset. When he falls in love he falls for the girl hard, commonly with unusual interesting girls who love him for who he is, usually beginning with the letter A. He doesnt have many friends but is usually kind and nice to everyone. He is super passionate and will treat his girl like a princess.
I wish i had a guy like your tonny.
tonny by iliekturtlesmoarthanu October 22, 2013
Always contributes to a social setting with continuous and non-stop dialogue. Sometimes between themselves and more often with others. Tends to be very sporadic, high energy, and has tendencies to go through episodes of being a troll. Considered a great friend and person, but will roast you whenever he gets the chance.
"Man, Austin is being such a Tonny."
Tonny by Mvnny March 22, 2021

Paul Tosney 

Paul Tosney. A beast at Call of Duty and FIFA, but has a tendency to rage. Beware if you meet 'ii am paul x' on Xbox Live, if you have the stupidity to use a grenade launcher, cutbacks or such noobish tactics, you will feel his wrath. You have been warned.
*Paul Tosney, aka, ii am paul x, enters game*
*recieves grenade launcher to face*
'THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH IS BECAUSE YOUR MOTHERS ABORTION FAILED. AND STOP GETTING RAPED BY YOUR DAD.' etc...
Paul Tosney by TehJizzleInit July 26, 2011
The awesomest and sweetest girl ever to live. Toneya is amazing and trustworthy. Everyone needs a Toneya i their life. She is always positive with a smile that brightens up the day. She is truly an amazing person.
You are amazing, just like a Toneya
Toneya by Apupoo December 22, 2012

shit tonnes 

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff
There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today
shit tonnes by ebsva June 10, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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