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People like to think of him as a player, but he gets no bitches. No bitches at all. Like that one guy who wants to go fishing with his crush. NO BITCHES. He got no bitches. Single 4 life.
Toneyon is bitchless
Toneyon by Doogy45612 April 22, 2022

Tonezone 

Shitty music shop in bideford devon.Staffed by what can only be described as a scheck and donkey double act. CHEAP SHITTY INSTRUMENTS! Sold by cheap shitty people.
MIKE:- "I want to be treated like crap and to buy a crappy guitar. where do i go??"
FRED:- "Get yer sorry ass to Tonezone Music. But beware of the dog, i heard she bites and is rabid!"
Tonezone by swingingbeef July 7, 2008

tonetone 

A man who stays fresh, fly, and also clean, no matter what the standards of his environment or situation are. A super dope GQ type of guy, who the ladies love and the men hate on. A guy who only goes for girls that are natalies. Usually a nick name for tony or tonto.
guy 1: dude look at that guy walking.
guy 2: omg..dude hes pimp walking over to that girl.
guy 1: that chick is sooo natalie like no joke dude.
guy 2: omg dude they just hugged and kissed.
guy 1: mann, hes soo tonetone, on the real.
tonetone by baller101 February 4, 2008
The oldest surviving Chinese supermarket in Eastwood. Originally opened in present day Korean side of Rowe St (before the Koreans arrived), and then moved to establish the Chinese side of Rowe St.

104 year old owner Mr Lee can be seen on most days out the front to catch shoplifters.
“I need to go buy some tofu and a sack of rice at Tonyon this weekend.”

“Do you have a Tonyon discount card?”
Tonyon by Nsw2122 February 2, 2018
Relationship between an in denial athlete and not in denial bald bottom
Person1: “Aye did you seen Tallan and Coreyon together?”
Person2: “Yea they so cute CANT wait for the wedding!!”
Person1: “You know what they call that type of relationship?”
Person2: “No what is it ?”
Person1: “That’s a Toreyon!”
Toreyon by 2k22LIYAH February 18, 2022

tonebone 

to be heavy metal and swing your heavy metal hair
"dude, look at that guy, swinging his heavy metal hair, he looks like fucking tonebone right now"
tonebone by Timm P. May 16, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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