Yummy Mummy's are usually between the ages of 30 - mid 40s and congregate in - middle to upper class coffee - shops, Eg ; The indie coffee shops that no one has ever head of and just to get there you have to pass through the gates of fucking Narnia. However they are very partial to Costa coffees (because they have sofas) as well as having spacious tables that allow for their double Decker prams to park comfortably next to them which in turn only allow you a sliver of space to squeeze past. Their Kids are often called : Miles, Teddy, Fred, Stella, Rose, Otto, Rachel, Jane etc.
Their conversation topics range from : bitching about Karen (or Susan ) and their kids exploits, to them organizing when they're gonna try out that new vegan joint, or if they have booked that 'Pilates' session Alex.
They rarely ever drive their own car, rather, their husbands armoured SUV transport which are always in MINT condition on the outside and then look like someone has emptied a bin bag inside.
Finally, if one feels so inclined to get up early enough, you might be able to spot the mob of brisk walking Yummy Mummys with their prams. If they are feeling adventurous or particularly motivated by their most recent argument with their husband they can been seen doing boxing lessons, but after their 15 minutes of weakly smacking pads and making low grunting noises they go to the nearest deli and order a freshly squeezed cow testicle with the blue mint leaves of Tibet.
Their conversation topics range from : bitching about Karen (or Susan ) and their kids exploits, to them organizing when they're gonna try out that new vegan joint, or if they have booked that 'Pilates' session Alex.
They rarely ever drive their own car, rather, their husbands armoured SUV transport which are always in MINT condition on the outside and then look like someone has emptied a bin bag inside.
Finally, if one feels so inclined to get up early enough, you might be able to spot the mob of brisk walking Yummy Mummys with their prams. If they are feeling adventurous or particularly motivated by their most recent argument with their husband they can been seen doing boxing lessons, but after their 15 minutes of weakly smacking pads and making low grunting noises they go to the nearest deli and order a freshly squeezed cow testicle with the blue mint leaves of Tibet.
Here we see the wild Karen, ordering her fresh maqusdfdfdssg with aLmond milk. Looking around with disdain at the other mummy's with smaller prams and comparing if her belly is bigger than hers or if that there boobs look like Pringles tubes
i heard from karon that susan to said to andrew who told janet p not janet r that mark is cheating on rose. {Yummy Mummy gasps can be heard eminating from their micheal.
i heard from karon that susan to said to andrew who told janet p not janet r that mark is cheating on rose. {Yummy Mummy gasps can be heard eminating from their micheal.
by BigBattyGyalNathanial October 18, 2018
A 'Yummy Mummy' is basically a MILF, but the term yummy mummy is vastly used by male geeks and female fatties.
by HighandMighty August 23, 2010
That Yummy Mummy don't need a Suga Bear, just step back and let her find whatever she needs to make herself and her kids happy.
by S.Bear..& Baby November 22, 2010
The sexual procedure in which you wrap her vagina in Fruit by the Foot and your dick with Fruit Roll up and stick it in her, breaking through the Fruit by the Foot and right when you're about to cum you stick your dick in her mouth
by some_guy65765436 September 3, 2017
An attractive, healthy, and very sexy mother! Usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. Yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.
Isn't that woman a hottie? She's a yummy mummy!
by blahblahblah February 14, 2005
A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.
Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!
by SkidMarkyMark July 13, 2006
Glamorous girls who shop and lunch their way through pregnancy, proudly displaying their little bumps like the latest designer handbag. They generally see pregnancy as an opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe with a team of personal shoppers on hand.
Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.
Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.
Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.
Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.
by boybeeps May 17, 2006