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questo verbo può essere usato in varie circostanze e se ne capisce il significato tramite il contesto. In generale significa andare a divertirsi, più nello specifico saltare un evento, andare a mangiare pesce/sushi e infine procrastinare.
Io tonno
Tu tonni
Egli tonna
Noi tonniamo
Voi tonnate

Essi tonnano
A: "Sta lezione è sbatti..."
B: "Amo tonniamo?" (saltiamo l'ora)
C. "Amo già lo sai".

In questo caso il verbo tonnare viene usato come sinonimo di balzare/pacchare/saltare/bigiare.
tonnare by giuchiii November 29, 2023
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tonnage law

"The vessel, or vehicle with the greatest gross tonnage has the right of way."

Based in part on the navigation rule about ships restricted in ability to maneuver and how other ships need to stay away. And the reality of if there is a collision between two or more vehicles the smaller vehicles will take more damage than the larger vehicles. And that greater amount of damage is shared with the occupants of the smaller vehicle.
Smart car v. F-350 crew cab pickup. Pickup driver is shook up and possibly bruised from the airbag, they can walk away. Smart car driver is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital with multiple fractures and or internal injuries. Moral of the story, violating the tonnage law will end up in pain & suffering. Even though you may have the right to be where you are, the right will not protect you from harm.
tonnage law by Dammitmon July 10, 2011

rule of tonnage 

The biggest vehicle has the right of way. If you are on a bike, you should yield to cars.
Marten used to bike, but he got smashed when he ignored the rule of tonnage.
rule of tonnage by Encanis October 2, 2009
the combined weight of every individual youve slept with.
example unneccesary--- ----
tonnage by daniel. August 21, 2005
Weight of an individual. Usually used in terms of losing weight after New Year's.
Husband: Man, we really need to improve our eating habits.
Wife: Yes. Starting New Year's day, we lose tonnage.
tonnage by anonymous February 9, 2021

Abby Tognarelli 

The perfect girl. Shes never wrong. The only one I have ever loved and ever will. Plan on marrying this girl! Yes I do!!
=D
Absolutly amazing!
Miss Abby Tognarelli.
Abby Tognarelli by Robert Griffith December 23, 2008
Tonnae is a sexy smart girl. She is kind and caring to whomever she encounters. Sometimes aloof and detached so she may be misunderstood.

Tonnae is a great communicator. Some people describe her as having the gift of gab. Tonnae is easy to love.

She is unconventional and hard to forget.
Tonnae has a radiant personality , certainty leaves an impression.
Tonnae by Queenofdasea October 25, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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