Tonied

Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned

Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.

by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005

tonied

getting so drunk that one pukes till blood vessels burst in one's eyes

Anthony got so tonied last night that he woke up with scabs on his eyes and vomit in his shower.

by Daniel Zeve March 29, 2005

Tobied

To tweet something only to delete it minutes or seconds later. Derived from the actor Toby Regbo deleting his tweets right after tweeting them.

Charlotte: hey, I saw you tobied that tweet.
Eva: yeah, there was a typo in it so I had to delete it.

by emma isabelle February 7, 2015

Zhou Tonged

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013

Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)

1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.

by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010

Toned

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

by Funployee June 21, 2007

tonked

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

by ColinZeal August 7, 2006