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tongueler 

One who can touch their nose with their tongue and who can use it to great effect on his or her partner in bed perhaps!
One who can talk, and talk, and talk...
He's a tongueler and she just loves it.
tongueler by Tongueler November 23, 2011

Tongules 

The sweet act of performing cunnilingus with just your tongue. Preferably with a tongulous tongue.
Last night I gave a girl tongules. Afterwards she said she wanted to marry me.
Tongules by Chimonya January 22, 2010

tonguelest 

To be molested with the tonuge. Involves the licking of a particular part of the anatomy when one is not expecting AND not particularly wanting it; most usually the face. Tonguelestation is never violent, only done in a playful manner meant to amuse those around and to slightly (or severely) irritate the person being tonguelested. The usual consequences of tonguelestation are the victim being covered in large amounts of slobber and the tounglestor being smacked (usually in the arm and usually playfully).
I was tonguelested in the face by my fellow trumpet players at the football game.
tonguelest by Queen of the Lemmings November 17, 2006

tonguelest 

To be molested with the tonuge. Involves the licking of a particular part of the anatomy when one is not expecting AND not particularly wanting it; most usually the face. Tonguelestation is never violent, only done in a playful manner meant to amuse those around and to slightly (or severely) irritate the person being tonguelested. The usual consequences of tonguelestation are the victim being covered in large amounts of slobber and the tounglestor being smacked (usually in the arm and usually playfully).
I was tonguelested in the face by my fellow trumpet players at the football game.
tonguelest by Queen of the Lemmings November 10, 2008

tonguemenship 

The art or skill of writing or pleasuring another with ones tongue.
Rob's tonguemenship skills were masterful and created incredible orgasms for his partner.
tonguemenship by Sir Rob :P July 29, 2018

tonguebersome 

Too complicated or inefficient to say in todays increasingly streamlined world. The term is a portmanteau made up of the words tongue and cumbersome.
Dad: Tell your mother to do an internet search on Attention Deficit Disorder medications.

Son: That's way too tonguebersome. Ma, Google A.D.D. meds!
tonguebersome by Duckspeak Begone December 5, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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