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Two Tongues

An Indie band formed in 2008 by the Lead Singers of Saves The Day and Say Anything. Released their self-titled debut album on February 3rd, 2009.

Band Members:
Max Bemis - Lead Guitar/Vocals (Say Anything)
Chris Conley - Guitar/Vocals (Saves The Day
Coby Linder - Drums/Percussion (Say Anything)
Dave Soloway - Bass Guitar (Saves The Day)

Discography:
Two Tongues (2009)
A: Did you hear Two Tongues Album?

B: Yeah, my favorite song is 'Crawl'

A: Oh, mines 'Even If You Don't'. It really speaks to me.
Two Tongues by Last best hope February 17, 2009

Tonguesational

adj - the sensation a woman feels from her lover's tongue just prior to orgasm.
my BFF had what she described as a "tonguesational" vibration throughout her body just before she climaxed as I was performing oral sex on her this afternoon.
Tonguesational by Pastor_Bush July 7, 2010

speak in tongues 

The ability or phenomenon to utter words or sounds of a language unknown to the speaker, especially as an expression of religious ecstasy. Also called glossolalia, speaking in tongues.
The parishioners speak in tongues
speak in tongues by alyery June 15, 2009

speaking in tongues 

term for a phenomenon which today is better known as "automatic" or "unconscious" talking. The person who "speaks in tongues" is unaware of what he says, he could talk in a foreign or made-up language, or fall back into speech patterns of his childhood.

Is mostly induced
by either psychoactive drugs (e.g. opium, lsd, psilocybin, mescaline) or a deep hypnotic trance.
Spectator: "They are speaking in tongues!"

tonguelest 

To be molested with the tonuge. Involves the licking of a particular part of the anatomy when one is not expecting AND not particularly wanting it; most usually the face. Tonguelestation is never violent, only done in a playful manner meant to amuse those around and to slightly (or severely) irritate the person being tonguelested. The usual consequences of tonguelestation are the victim being covered in large amounts of slobber and the tounglestor being smacked (usually in the arm and usually playfully).
I was tonguelested in the face by my fellow trumpet players at the football game.
tonguelest by Queen of the Lemmings November 17, 2006

box of cow tongues 

First referanced by Dane Cook, it is the term for a vagina that is very nasty looking, or has been beat up by another man recently. It is an ultimate erection killer.
I just looked like a box of Cow Tongues down there!
box of cow tongues by Engage November 17, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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