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Tongari by Vashu December 13, 2003
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Tongmaster General 

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.
Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

Tonganoxie 

a town of 5,065 people in northeast kansas
Im from Tonganoxie

Ho-tographer 

A member of the growing group of women that mistakenly believe they are budding photographers, sending and posting random snapshots of flowers, bodies of water, and rainbows to everyone they know via social networking sites and email.
"Every time I check email, I get 50 new photos from some Ho-tographer I know."
Tongan

Indigenous people living in the South Pacific Islands of Tonga.
Tonga is a Polynesian Island that once ruled all of Polynesia before any Europeans existed in the South Pacific or the Americas.

They were very friendly to the Europeans that visited them which is why they are they only South Pacific Island that hasn't been taken over by any European Country. They told the Europeans that their land belongs to God and no one else. They are mostly Christians and keep the Sabbath day sacred. Sundays all stores are closed and no one works that day.
They love their Polynesian people even though many Samoans may hold some sort of grudge against them because of things that happened in the past. They still love them as well. I can't give any exact example of a Tongan. Because like all Polynesians. We all are a mixed race. Each family has their family tree and dna lineage. None of them are exactly the same. Some are tall some are short. We got skin tones from white, yellow, tan, brown to even the darkest of brown. Flat noses, long bird noses, wide, skinny. We are the world and Proud of our culture and our Polynesian People. One Love!
The beautiful Tongan people of the Kingdom of Tonga.
I am Tongan
Tongan by IamwhatIam04 October 19, 2017

Topgrading 

The mid-coital act of assessing a woman's performance, while she is engaged in the cowgirl position.
"I was getting close to busting a nut, but she got pissed off when I topgraded her, and she stormed out."

"My pregnant wife always cries, when I start topgrading her, yet she wants me to be more open with my feelings - and what just started to happen there, didn't FEEL as good as when my girlfriend does it."
Topgrading by PhiliD May 4, 2013